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Sh** Happens!

TAOISM : Shit happens.

CONFUCIANISM : Confucius say, " Shit happens ".

ZEN : ( What is the sound of shit happening?

JESUITISM : If shit happens and when nobody is watching, is it
really shit?

ISLAM : Shit happens if it is the will of Allah.

CATHOLICISM : Shit happens because you are bad.

PSYCHOANALYSIS : Shit happens because of your toilet training.

SCIENTOLOGY : Shit happens if you're on our shit list.

ZOROASTRIANISM : Bad shit happens, and good shit happens.

UNITARIANISM : Maybe shit happens. Let's have coffee and donuts.

RIGHT-WING PROTESTANTISM : Let this shit happen to someone else.

JUDAISM : Why does shit always happen to US?

REFORM JUDAISM : Got any Kaopectate?

MYSTICISM : What weird shit!

AGNOSTICISM : What is this shit?

ATHEISM : I don't believe this shit!

NIHILISM : Who needs this shit?

AZTEC : Cut out this shit!

QUAKER : Let's not fight over this shit.

FORTEANISM : No shit??

1 2 - STEP : I am powerless to cut the shit.

VOODOO : Hey, that shit looks just like you!

NEWAGE : Visualize shit not happening.

DEISM : Shit just happens....

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Comment by Przemyslaw (Murin) Murzyn on January 3, 2014 at 13:30: HINDUISM: This shit happened before

ISLAM: If shit happens take a hostage

BUDDHISM: If shit happens is it really shit?

7th DAY ADVENTIST: Shit happens on Saturday

PROTESTANTISM: Shit won't happen if I work harder

CATHOLICISM: If Shit happens, I deserve it

JEHOVAH'S WITNESS: Knock, knock "Shit happens"

ATHEISM: No shit

TV EVANGELISM: Send more shit

RASTAFARIANISM: Let's smoke this shit