Jack Field appointed new Marketing Manager for Changchun Friends

[Richard Roman]

PRESS RELEASE

In line with our current re-structuring to be more market focused, The CCF Board is pleased to announce that after conferring with all stake-hiolders, Mr Jack Field (aka Mahatma Jack) has been appointed the Marketing Manager for CCF

His duties will be to report to no one but himself and to significantly increase membership in Changchun. Following a 1 month probationary time period, Mr Field will be appointed to the vacant position of Marketing Director with worldwide responsibility

"We believe that with his wide experience of bull fighting in Spain, Airline trainer in Israel, time in Estonia as well as his substantial time in North Korea, his experince and professional knowledge will take us to a completely new level" stated Mason, CCF's PR manager

Mr Field's responsibilities include:

Marketing Manager - Changchun Friends

Spiritual/Ethical adviser to the Changchun Community

Guest lecturer and symposium coordinator

Marketing Manager - Changchun LIVE

Fashion Consultant to both CCF and CCL

 

The Management Board

Note to editors

CCF is a global education and media conglomerate with interests in English Language education, Design, copper, gold and salmon fishing

[Richard Roman]

Further breaking news!

Mr Field has been appointed Fashion Consultant to both CCF and CCL!

[Richard Roman]

We are pleased to announce that Mr Field has been appointed Marketing Manger for ChangchunLIVE. as well as Changchun Friends. This extra responsibility entails a substantial improvement in the overall compensation package and includes a generous share option scheme

[Chris Knight]

LOL

[Richard Roman]

It may do!

[Chris Knight]

Please don't tell us that HRM stands for, "His Royal Martinness".

[Richard Roman]

Chris - in line with our HRM policies, CCF offers a fantastic re-numeration package. Mr Field will receive suitable compensation for his work and effort. I cannot - as befits a multinationsl conglomerate such as CCFf divulge details but they are significant

I can say that the occasional free beer at Grandpa's is part and parcel of the deal

[Chris Knight]

Is Jack ever going to find time to do his regular job? Or ... does he even have one?

[Richard Roman]

In furtherance of Mr Fields outsatnding marketing contribution to the conlomerate known locally as Changchun Friends, Mr Field has now been asked to take on the extra responsibility of leading our negotiations with the UN on Global Warming and what we need to do about it

[Richard Roman]

Due to Mr Field's significant marketing planning, we, the Board are happy to extend Mr Field's remit to include a position as guest lecturer..... and/or symposium coordinator (The honour conferrred by no less than the King of Sipping himself)

[Martin Tsui]

Congrats..., Sir Jack Field.