Mahatma Jack's Pork Scratchings!

[Richard Roman]

Now, for those of you who do not know, pork scratchings are the most wonderful snack to go with a cool beer in the evening.

 

Mahatma Jack has perfected the art of creating the perfect snack

 

We will be launching this new product SOON!

 

We have the expertise, we can do the marketing!

 

This is our first idea - a bag - like a bag of crisps with the following inscirption:

 

MAHATMA JACK'S PORK SCRATCHINGS

 

(PICTURE)

 

I LIKE IT!

 

 

Is this a winner in China?

 

All views welcome!

[Jack Field]

I will speak to the missus about the packaging. Btw, is there a meat wholesalers in town. we cant keep going to these nonsensically small road side butchers. we must think big, ladies. BIG. Like the clogs in our arteries, we must think big. Burns, whatever are you on about?

[Richard Roman]

Apple, Microsoft, Nestle, Burger king will  have got nothing on Mahatma Jack's Pork Scratchings!

We could even become a conglomerate. First we take Changchun and the we take Manhattan - but lets start small so people do not try and buy us out before we have made our mark!

[Jack Field]

Ok. We first need a picture of me, winking wildly on the front. Clear bags so you can see the rock salt and one of those golden or silver wire ties to bunch the bag together. This pork comes in at about 15 yuan for two plates worth of scratchings. So if we can find an oven, maybe an industrial oven, with say 10 trays, to cook up maybe 5-10 kilos of pork, at 150 C for about 40 minutes. Maybe we can find a company that can imprint this photo or even maybe a black and white cartoon with the words, I like it! posted around the picture. Bags we can sell for maybe 5-10 yuan. Plates of them at GP, 15 yuan. This is only the beginning of perhaps the most significant enterprise to spring up out of china since FAW. Lets get it done!