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mississippi
No Speakah De English
A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: “Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.”
The lady can't take this any more, “You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,” she retorted indignantly! “In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!”
“Hey, coola down lady,” said the man. “Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '!
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Comment by Akina on May 4, 2012 at 15:28
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thanks Richard ~i like the group~
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Comment by Richard Roman on May 4, 2012 at 6:29
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Akina - we have a group for telling jokes. It can be found here:
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Comment by CCF Beijing on May 4, 2012 at 1:06
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mississippi. thats funny. surprised i haven't heard that before...
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yo mama so ugly you can press her face in dough and make monster cookies
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Comment by Alejandro Indigo on May 4, 2012 at 0:48
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yo mama so ugly she put the Boogie man outta business
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yo mama so fat she got a new job DJ'ing for the Ice Cream Van
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