The world' s 50 top on liner jokes have been voted on. This came in a No.3 but I just love it and Tommy Cooper is an all time great!





3. Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It’s either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it’s Colin - Tommy Cooper…





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If you were to re-draw the map of the world according to each countries population, you would get a warped world that looked like this. Some giant countries like Canada and Australia become tiny strips and dots while other giant countries like China and India predictably inflate and take over the map. You can also see how crowded some countries are, Japan is bigger than Mexico! But at least these countries made it, Iceland and Belize didn't even have enough people in it to show…

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Best first pitch ever? South Korean actress's acrobatic throw in stunt that left a former Major League pitcher smiling in disbelief


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 The British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) has licensed 65 hours of TV shows to Chinese state TV broadcaster China Central Television (CCTV).

The deal was announced Wednesday at the third annual BBC Worldwide China Showcase, a sales and pitching event held in Beijing.

Factual programs, in particular natural history shows, made up most of the package. Titles concerned included “Attenborough’s Ark,”…

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People with a poor aim are to be fined if they miss their mark when using public toilets in a Chinese city, officials said -- provoking online derision over how the rule will be enforced.

The penalty will apply to those who urinate outside the bowl of facilities in Shenzhen, the southern boom town neighbouring Hong Kong, although draft regulations seen by AFP did not specify a minimum quantity of spillage required to be classed as a violation.

"Such uncouth use of a…

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A China zoo has been forced to apologise after it tried to pass off a dog as a lion.

Angry visitors to the People's Park in Luohe, Henan province, complained when the 'African lion' started barking.

Zoo staff said they had pretended the Tibetan mastiff was a lion because they could not afford the real thing,…





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 A suicidal husband was saved after trying to leap from his bedroom window — when his wife grabbed him by his boxer shorts. Witnesses say Ling Su clung on single handed for 20 minutes before police and firefighters arrived. He was dangling from a six-storey apartment in Changchun, Jilin province, northern China.

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The fruit of my loins! Proud father shows the world his brilliant method for keeping his son cool... shorts and hat carved

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A Seattle man recently won the opportunity to choose the melodies for the Fountains of Bellagio, which are set to music and where each display is unique. Eric Wiebusch won the prize at the Las Vegas hotel by earning one million points playing an online game. He chose the 60th birthday of his wife, Sue, to redeem the prize.

They travelled to the city and were treated to a display that included their two chosen pieces of music 'God Bless the USA' and the Beatles' Lucy in the Sky with… Continue

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